Frequently Asked Questions

Welcome to the South Park Greetings page of Frequently Asked Questions. Below you will find the most frequent questions I receive as well as the answers.


Why can't I retrieve my greeting card?
    If you cannot view your card, then it usually means one of two things.

    1) You are entering the wrong URL for your card. If you are clicking on the link in the email you received and are unable to view the card, try cutting and pasting the URL into your Web browser.

    2) Or your card has been deleted. Due to server space issues, cards will be automatically deleted after 14 days.

Are you going to sell or distribute my email address?
    If the price is right...just kidding. :) No, I do not sell or distribute any email addresses. Anyone who knows me, knows that I am TOTALLY against junkmail(a.k.a spam). If you don't know me, well then you're gonna have to take my word for it.

Is there a limit to how many cards I can send?
    Yes and no. In general I do not impose a limit on how many cards you send. However to prevent spammers from using this site to mass send cards advertising, there is a limit on how many cards you can send at once. If you get a notice saying you have send too many cards, try again in 30 minutes. I just ask that you do not send any cards to people soliciting anything. I am totally against spam. Also I ask that you do not send cards threating anyone. Please use your best judgement...or I will kill you. Thanks.

Can you add more categories?
    More than likely I will not be adding new categories. If you are a regular user of this site, you have probably noticed that I have not added any new ones since 1999. I simply do not have time to make additions to this site. Just be happy that the site is even up. :)

Can you add music or animation to your greeting cards?
    This is something I have thought about for quite some time. But I have decided against this. The main reason being is that it will add excess traffic to this site, and I am already exceeding my traffic limit by quite a bit. Second reason is that I have a limited amount of disk space. If I were to add music or animation, I would have to decrease the quality of the images I use for the greeting cards. That's something I will not do. Sorry.

How do you make any money if you offer this service for free?
    The bottom line is that I do not make any money off this site. I do it because I enjoy it. It's fun and I believe people appreciate free services such as this one.

Will you ever start charging people for this service?

    No I will not. I think that charging people for this service would take away from the site. Things are always more fun when they are FREE! :) Don't you agree?

    I still need help. Can I contact you?
      Sorry, but I will not be providing any technical support beyond this help page. I simply do not have the time. I know it sucks to provide a service such as this and not provide support for people who need help. But it's better than the alternative, which is shutting down this site.

 



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