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One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that
day, so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house.
"Hey Spidey, let's go get a burger and a beer!".
"No can do, Supe. I've got a problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime
tomorrow without it".
So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. "Hey,
Batman! Let's go get a burger and a beer!" "Not today, my
friend. My BatMobile is down and it must be fixed
today. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it".
Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the skies when he
flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision does he
see, but none other than WonderWoman, lying on the deck, spread-eagle,
stark-naked! Superman gets a brilliant idea: "They've always said I'm faster
than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with
all her Wonder Powers". So he zzoooooommms down and does her in a
flash and is gone before anyone can notice.
All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What was that!?!". Then
the Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but it hurt
like hell!"
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