A man is visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma
for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast
instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.
The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign
and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there
is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this
brings a moan from his wife.
He rushes out and tells the doctor. The doctor says this is amazing
and is a real break through. The doctor then suggests the man should
go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal
act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in
then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells
the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the
man replies "She choked."
