Q) What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
A) They can both smell it but can't eat it.

Q) How is a woman like a condom?
A) Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Q) What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken?
A) By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Q) How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A) They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

Q) Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A) Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

Q) How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A) Kick his sister in the jaw

Q) What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A) After five years your job will still suck.

Q) What do blondes and the Bermuda triangle have in common?
A) They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A) The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Q) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A) She is the one who can eat the last donut!

Q) What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A) A pick pocket snatches watches - the peeping Tom watches snatches!!!!

Q) What do old women have between their breasts that young women don't?
A) A bellybutton!