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A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have
to learn about it for school tomorrow." The father thought some and
said, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an
analogy. Let's say that I'm a capitalist because I'm the breadwinner.
Your mother will be the government because she controls everything, our
maid will be the working class because she works for us, you will be
the people because you answer to us, and your baby brother will be the
future. Does that help any?" The little boy said, "Well, Dad, I don't
know, but I'll think about what you said."
Later that night, after everyone had gone to bed, the little boy was
awaken by his baby brother's crying. Upon further investigation, he
found a dirty diaper. So, he went down the hall to his parent's
bedroom and found his father's side of the bed empty and his mother
wouldn't wake up. Then he saw a light on in the guest room down the
hall, and when he reached the door, he saw through the crack that his
father was in bed with the maid. The son then turned and went back to
bed.
The next morning, he said to his father at the breakfast table, "Dad, I
think I understand politics much better now." "Excellent, my boy," he
answered, "What have you learned?" The little boy thought for a minute
and said, "I learned that capitalism is screwing the working class,
government is sound asleep ignoring the people, and the future's full
of shit."
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