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During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this
offer: Change the last
line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to
"give us this day our daily
chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities.
The Pope declined. 2 weeks
later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million
dollar offer. Again the Pope
delcined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope
accepts.
At a meeting of the
Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news
format. The good news
is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is
that we lost the Wonder Bread
account!
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