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So you don't know Jack Schitt??
He's the only son of Awh Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awh Schitt, the
fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep
Schitt Inn. Jack married Noe Schitt. They produced six children:
Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next
came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt
married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married
Lotta Schitt, and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and
Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens
children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt
just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the
arrival of baby Schitt.
Now you know Jack Schitt.
P.S. Not to be confused with the Kroca Schitt Family.
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