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Jack is one horny guy and is not sure what to do about it. He reaches
into his pocket and pulls out
a five dollar bill. He walks down the steet to the local brothal and
knocks on the door. The
madam opens the door and asks Jack what she can do for him. "I'm really
horny but I only have
$5. What can you do for me?", Jack asks the madam. She looks over this
fellow and tells him,
"Don't worry we can take care of you. No problem". She leads Jack into
this room where in the
opposite corner is a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures
it can't be that bad. He
gives the madam the $5 and she closes the door behind her. Jack undresses
and has the time of his
life. When he's done he can't remember when he has had such a pleasurable
experience.
One week later, and horny again, Jack has saved up $10. Being a
satisfied customer he goes back
to the same madam and asks what she can do for him for $10. "Well for $10
we have special
show", the madam replies. She leads him into a different room where there
are several other people
sitting on benches. "Sit back and enjoy the show Jack", the madam tells
him. Jack gives the money
to the madam and takes a seat on one of benches. Soon after, the lights
dim and the blinds open
revealing another room on the other side of a two way mirror where two
women begin to undress
each other. Jack is very impressed. Clearly these women are unaware
anyone is watching as they
begin to make love to each other passionately. Apparently there is
nothing they won't do to each
other. Jack once again feels like he is getting his money's worth. He
turns to the person beside him
and says, "This is a pretty good show for ten bucks eh?!". The guy turns
to Jack and says, "That's
nothing... last week we saw a guy fuck a chicken".
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