A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar. One of them decides to share
his recent embarrassment with the others. He tells them that he was
booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but he was so preoccupied with the
beautiful breasts of the girl at the counter, that instead of saying
"I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh", he said, "I'd like a picket to Titsburg!"!
An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a
similar experience with my wife this morning. We were sitting at the
breakfast table, and I meant to say, "Darling, could you
please pass the butter" ... but what came out was, "You bitch, you're
ruining my fucking life!"
