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A few days after Christmas, a mother working in the
kitchen was listening to her son playing with his new
electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who
want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last
stop...and all of you sons of bitches who are gettin'
on, get your asses in the train, 'cause we're leaving!"
The mother went in and told her son, "We don't use
that kind of language in this house. Now I want you
to go to your room for two hours. When you come
out, you may play with your train. But I want you to
use nicer language."
Two hours later, her son came
out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard
her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking
the train, please remember to take all of your
belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us
today and hope that you will ride with us again soon.
For those of you just boarding, we ask that you stow
all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember
that there is no smoking except in the club car. We
hope that you will all have a pleasant and relaxing
journey with us today. For those of you who are
pissed off because of the two hour delay, please see
the bitch in the kitchen."
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