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On the top of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar. In this
bar, a man was drinking heavily.
He would ask the bartender for a tequila shot, then walk out to the
balcony and jump off. Minutes
later, he would appear in the elevator and repeat the whole process.
This one guy watched this happen a number of times until curiousity got
the better of him. Finally,
he went up to the man and asked, "Hey, you keep drinking, then jumping
off the balcony. And
yet, minutes later, you're back again. How do you do it?" "Well, the shot
of tequila provides
buoyancy such that when I get near the ground, I slow down and land
gently. It's lots of fun. You
should try it."
The guy, who was also quite pissed out of his gourd, thought to himself,
Hey, why not?' So he
goes to the bar, drinks a shot of tequila, then walks out to the balcony,
jumps off, and
whooooooooooooo, splat.
The bartender looks over at the first guy and
says, "Superman, you're
an asshole when you're drunk."
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