Princess Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go
before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must
decide which of them gets in.
St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some
articular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her
top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever
created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for
eternity."
St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Diana the same question. Diana
drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,
shakes it up, and douches with it.
St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in".
Dolly is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you
two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act,
and she gets in and I don't?!!!
"Sorry Dolly" says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
