| |
|
|
 |
|
One payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted to Skor, so he took Miss Hershey to the Pot
of Gold Motel on the corner of Aero and Fifth Avenue to show her some Twix.
He began to feel her Mounds, which gave her pure Almond Joy and made her
Tootsie Roll which, of course, made her want to Eat More. When he saw her
Cherry Blossom, he gasped, "Sweet Marie, this is Wunderbar."
She let out a Snicker and felt like she was flying around Mars, as he slid
his Butterfinger up her Kit Kat which caused a Milky Way. She screamed out,
"Oh, Henry!" as she grasped his Big Turk and squeezed his M & M's. Then
she said, giving him a Hershey's kiss, "You're even better than the Three
Musketeers", to which he replied, "Hey, My Little Peanut Butter Cup, when
you're this good, they call you Mr. Big."
Looking at the clock, he noticed it was After Eight, so he, not wanting to
get caught in the Crispy Crunch of traffic, got dressed and went home,
feeling as cool as a Klondike.
But to his dismay, the little lady soon became Chunky and nine months later,
gave birth to a Baby Ruth.
[Back to the Jokes Menu]
| | |
