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I heard about a kindergarten class on the first day of school. The teacher
asked the children what fun things they did during the summer.
"I played
with my doggie," the first child reported.
"Children, we are in
school now and cannot use baby talk. You played with your dog."
"I
went bye-bye with my mommy and daddy," the next child announced."
"No, you cannot use baby talk, you went on vacation with your mother and
father."
Finally all of the youngsters except one had recalled a
summer activity. "What did you do this summer?"
"My parents and I
went to see a movie."
"That's very good, what movie did you see?"
With a look of panic and after a pause the child responded, "WINNIE THE
SHIT!"
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